Ms Christine Knows You Have Small Penis Syndrome

Now, when my pets – or soon to be pets – call me on the phone, it’s pretty easy to tell the ones that suffer from SPS.  I know, because they tell me!  Or we get on webcam and the evidence is there…well, not to see, because my computer isn’t hooked up to a 65 inch screen!…but you know what I mean.  I have however, come up with some tried and true signs that I can see in my daily life.  So tell me, pindicks, do any of these describe you?

Overcompensating Pricks

I’ll admit, this one got me.  If you read my post about The Buff Pindick, you know poor Ms. Christine got fooled by a guy in the gym.  I should have known though!  He was overcompensating, lifting huge stacks of weight, grunting and groaning, showing off.  The truth is, if the guy is making a big deal of himself?  Driving a hot sports car, spending lots of money?  He doesn’t have a big deal, if you know what I’m saying.

The Jacked Up Truck

Speaking of cars, I see this around my neck of the wood a lot – the redneck with the jacked up truck.  40-inch wheels, big ol’ lift kit?  It just screams micro-penis!  All he’s trying to do is camouflage the fact that he’s packing nothing in those pants – and their probably camouflaged printed as well!

The Jealous SPS Sufferer

If I pick up a guy at a bar and he starts getting jealous and hostile with all the attention I’m getting from the other guys in the club – and I get a lot of attention –  I know I’ve got a SPS sufferer on my hands.  At that point, the problem becomes even more difficult.  I know I’ve got a guy with a small penis hooked, and I know I’ve got a whole bunch of other guys just dyin’ to take me to Poundtown!  So just how am I going to turn this jealous prick into a cuckold?

Hehe… we all know I’ll find a way!

XOXO ~ Your Phone Sex Mistress Christine